I hit on her first. Realized she was my best friend Finn's little sister second. And got a bloody nose thirdโcompliments of Finn.
After all I did have a reputation on campus, word on the street was that a girl could orgasm within one minute just watching me eat Lucky Charms. You can't make this stuff upโeven though it was at least four minutes and included outside circumstances. Ahem, I digress. Point is, not only did I earn the attention of the worst sort of girl for meโmy best friend's only siblingโbut now she's out to seduce me. Me! One of the most famous Pleasure Ponies of them all!
I can't showerโshe follows me to the bathroom. Literally. I can't sleepโLucky me, she lives in the same dorm. And I can't focus on anything except for her taunting eyes every single time something goes her way.
I want her, but I don't want her to know I want her, and I definitely don't want to die before graduation, which is looking more and more likely considering we can't keep our hands off each other. Something's gotta give, and I have an inkling I should probably start writing my eulogy now because that something is probably going to be me.
Contains mature themes.
I hit on her first. Realized she was my best friend Finn's little sister second. And got a bloody nose thirdโcompliments of Finn.
After all I did have a reputation on campus, word on the street was that a girl could orgasm within one minute just watching me eat Lucky Charms. You can't make thi...