He’s practically the only kid in school who hasn’t found out that he’s a wizard or a vampire or the child of a Norse god. But when a supervillain takes over the school and all the kids with powers are gone, it’s up to Will to try and save the day.
Instead of shooting lasers or sprouting wings, he spends his birthday morning glaring at a paper clip and timing how long he can hold his breath. While other students pack off to fairy academies, Will is trapped in a locked-down building with a demigod who forgot his hammer.
An eight-million-dollar exoskeleton named Cyberstructo has smashed through the cinder block, hunting for a superhero who is not there. Facing an arm cannon and a villain who doubles over if anyone scratches the blackboard, Will has to figure out how to trip up a battlesuit running on Windows.
A short story from the acclaimed collection Guys Read: Funny Business, edited by Jon Scieszka.
Adam Rex is the author of many books, including Cold Cereal and Unlucky Charms, the first two books in the Cold Cereal Saga; the New York Times bestselling picture books The Legend of Rock Paper Scissors and Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich; the middle grade novel The True Meaning of Smekday (now a major motion picture from Dreamworks, Home); and the teen novel Fat Vampire. He lives in Arizona with his wife.
Jon Scieszka is the National Ambassador for Children's Literature emeritus and the bestselling author of more than twenty-five books for kids, including The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, Math Curse, Robot Zot!, and the Time Warp Trio series. Jon founded Guys Read to encourage a passion for reading among young boys, with the philosophy that boys love to read most when they are reading things they love. A former elementary school teacher, Jon lives in Brooklyn with his family. For more great books, more great facts, and more about your favorite authors, head over to www.guysread.com. You'll be glad you did.